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verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via deaneggsandsam)

Source: nevecampbell
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Danneel Ackles in How I Met Your Mother 04x05

(via bumble-cas)

Source: cassammydean
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vergen:

randomly compliment people because sometimes that will be the only kind words they will hear that day

(via attack-on-anus)

Source: vergen
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delanceybuildingbridges:

delanceybuildingbridges:

I really really hope people are as pissed as I am.

(also ignore my typo I know it’s there)

I feel happy that this is the highest number of notes I’ve ever received on a post, because I think it is important that people are aware/get angry about this. But my twitter avi is a fuCKING PUG THAT’S SO SILLY! I FEEL EMBARRASSED.

(via illalwayslovesherlock)

Source: delanceybuildingbridges
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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via kurokonobutler)

Source: malkiewicz
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  • friend about my crushes: he's old enough to be your father
  • me: BUT HE IS NOT MY FATHER
Source: get-off-my-bach
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snugggler:

"What’s your sexuality?"
“Yes”

(via human)

Source: pournstar
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tfhumor:

My favorite people are robots because they aren’t people.

(via attack-on-anus)

Source: tfhumor