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sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(via drawsshits)

Source: j6
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frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

(via fake-mermaid)

Source: niallar
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thegestianpoet:

stopitsgingertime:

MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????

AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME

I don’t even know shit about American Gods but both of these headlines are GOLD

(via nerdyspiderman)

Source: stopitsgingertime
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babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor


one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

(via this-pie-is-fantastic-sherlock)

Source: cantaloupemilk
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martyrdom-or-suicide:

hardestcopy:

iamtonysexual:

scIENCE

….DID HOMIE JUST MAKE A MOTHERFUCKIN BUBBLE TESSERACT?

…did you just call Stephen Fry “homie”?

(via naturallywholocked)

Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds
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sassy-gay-justice:

"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"

God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there

(via turkey-imported-from-maine)

Source: iraffiruse